(please note this page is a parody and is not to
be taken seriously)
welcome to the unofficial
Sleazor
for Senate
HOMEPAGE!
Dedicated to giving America
six more years of Clinton scandal, stonewall, and scumbag cronies in Washington
by electing Queen Hillary Rodham I (a.k.a. Sleazor) to the United States
Senate
Just Imagine What America will
Gain!
Six more years of changing hairstyles
A new source of attention starved temper tantrums in Congress to replace
the void left by Patricia Schroeder
Whitewater all over again
Flying lamps and ashtrays every time the Democrats lose a vote
Flying lamps and ashtrays every time Bill gets on the news
A tendency of Senators to congregate on the opposite side of the chamber
from Hillary's desk
Increased C-Span ratings as the day time talk show crowd flock to observe
their Queen
It's Hillary Clinton's Socialist Health Care Plan all over again
Increased tension and violence in the Senate chamber due to an irritable
member
Even more hick cousins and sleazy lawyers from Arkansas to invade the ranks
of our government!
She earned $200 thousand out of thin air, effortlessly
eliminated a huge debt from real estate gone bad, manuevered her way to
the governors mansion and then the White House, and still managed to change
hairstyles weekly in Arkansas. Just imagine what she will do for the Senate!
YOU can support the
Queen
Hillary (a.k.a. Sleazor) for Senate
Bid by campaigning in these ways:
Loiter in public while kicking and screaming until people give you attention
Apply as a White House intern to distract Bill and keep him from ruining
the campaign
Use Cattle Futures to raise money for the campaign
Hire Small Business Administration officials to make illegal loans of taxpayer
dollars then donate the proceeds to the campaign
Set up a document shredding station and phone bank in your own house!
